February 2012
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Me: I asked Mom if I could take the carry and conceal class with her. She said absolutely not. She thinks I'll shoot someone
Tess: You would...
Me: ET TU TESS?!
Tess: DON'T PULL THAT CAESAR CRAP WITH ME I DON'T WANT TO HAVE MY BEST FRIEND BEHIND BARS
Me: I laughed so hard my toga fell off!
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Also, I tried really hard not to use curse words...
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Everyone is so quick to point out a wrong-doer's...
Honestly, if this school shooter had been dressing in Abercrombie and Fitch do you think anyone would have said a word about it? No. But, the minute someone dons a black outfit, they’re trouble. I can’t stand this stereotype that’s put on Gothic people. I’ve never actually met a violent Goth. People need to open their eyes and realize that it’s just clothing,...
Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
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Excuse me, who the hell thought it was okay to...
Aww :')
hogwartsbattle98:
JKR: I was having a girly chat with Emma in her dressing room about three or four years ago and she said to me “I think I’m gonna end up having to kiss Rupert, aren’t I?” And I said “Well if I write it the way I’m planning to write it, you’ll end up having to kiss both of them.” And she was mortified and rolled off the sofa laughing. EMMA: I was only fourteen! And the idea...
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